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Celebrity Waiters “Trumped”

Posted by gratrueities on March 26, 2010

Who would you prefer to be your server? Rod Blagojevich singing his familiar tune of the innocent, wronged and dedicated public servant or Cyndi Lauper singing True Colors? Well, that is an easy one for me – though Blago provided some entertaining moments during the opening episode of the new season of Celebrity Apprentice. Further, Donald Trump lauded him throughout the show for his courage. (I suppose it is a form of courage – exposing himself to continued public judgment and ridicule!).

The new Apprentice season opened with Donald Trump thowing out a restaurant challenge – men vs. women – in which each team took over a diner for an afternoon. The team that made the most money, including tips, was declared the winner and awarded the money for their Project Manager’s favorite charity. Somehow, team Rock Solid (you guessed it, the mens’ team) outperformed team Tenacity. Most surprising – Blago (sans hairnet), was the lone server for the men’s team while Cyndi Lauper was supported by her cohorts Sharon Osbourne and WWE star, Maria Kanellis. I have to agree with Mr. Trump, it’s somewhat amazing that these women did not rake in enough tips to surpass the men! Not only did they have power in numbers, but they were clearly more dedicated to their mission. Evidence: Joan Rivers, on a *secret mission* to judge the two diners found Rob B to be somewhat lacking in attention! His primary focus seemed to be defending his reputation to the customers with statements such as these (From The Five Dumbest Things Blagojevich Said according to the Chicagoist)

  • On cooking for the celebrity-run diner challenge: “I didn’t cook at all when I was governor. I was cooking up results for people.”
  • On being a waiter at the celebrity-run diner and raising money for charity: “In some ways, this is just another public service.”
  • To customers in the diner: “They stole me away from the people who hired me.”
  • To customer in the diner: “Yeah, I didn’t do those things, by the way. I’m here to serve.”
  • On raising money for charity: “I’m in an unusual position these days. When I come calling for money, somebody’s listening and people on the other end know it.”

Service aside, the men pulled out the win – and that despite the $10,000 bonus the women received via the Joan Rivers undercover mission. Strategy and a higher-priced, gourmet menu (thanks to celebrity chef Curtis Stone) keyed their success. Service, even celebrity service, did not make the difference in the end.

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